Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Only Brazilian Fingering

Donald Duck impersonator himself

Subject

As always happens at the home of all paperopolesi, every morning the postman comes, is no exception even the home of Donald Duck. One day, when the postman delivered a telegram to Donald, is surprised to see it jump for joy, and curiosity will demand the reason. But Donald replied simply that he would have known the evening of the day after watching Teleduck. Our friend instead of immediately reveals the reason for his contentment with the three grandchildren will participate in the program hosted by Jerry Biscuits, Michael Goff and Robert Omen "The Corsfida (the boarding Amateurs)" in which each competitor is to perform an 'artistic performance lasting two minutes before the public. Then communicates to the three grandchildren that he would imitate his friend ventured to Phantom Duck, Huey, Dewey and Louie and burst out laughing in taste between the irritation of his uncle. As you can imagine, the news spreads and comes to the whole family, unfortunately, in the wrong ears. La Banda Bassotti fact, just learned that Donald will be the submission of biscuits, and providing that Scrooge sees his nephew on television for once ignoring the tem antibassotti, decide to hit the store for the next evening. On Saturday, as always, is tuned to all of Duckburg Teleduck to watch "The Corsfida" and Uncle Scrooge is no exception, to the delight of dachshunds. The latter fact can easily get to the store and break through the front door with their new weapon: Carrarmabassotto. Realizing that it was too late to activate defenses, Scrooge has an idea. On the desk is the prototype of the new phone in its industry, and uses it to send a message to the mobile phone of Donald Duck (who is behind the scenes of the TV to watch the evening's guests: the legendary Fab Sberlon and uncle Peppino ), telling him to call his friend Paperinik. And so, already in the guise of the superhero in disguise, our friend comes to the store where appears before the following scene: Baptist Uncle Scrooge and tied up like salami are powerless to escape sacks of money by the dachshunds, who at the sight of Paperinik not put off, in fact, they even seem to get the better of him when the Carrarmabassotto him down with one hit. But the hero paperopolese stands up to the surprise of the offenders and his mythical belt knocks out opponents. Dachshund Grandpa only survivor is trying a last stand with the Carrarmabassotto, but it blows up because it hit the gun range gearbox of our hero, who did turn against the dachshund of the dangerous weapon gimmick, even so Dachshund grandfather was forced to surrender. Delivered to the criminals to justice and rid the Baptist and Uncle Scrooge, Paperinik Teleduck reached just in time, where is his turn. Come on stage to do some aerobatics, our hero goes on tilt the device on the belt (previously hit by Carrarmabassotto) which forced him to move awkwardly, like a clown, the laughter from the audience. At the end of the custom of removing transmission Phantom Duck, Donald Duck is joined by Biscotti, Goff and omen who argue that Donald has dragged into the ridiculous "The Corsfida" and, more furious than ever, we encourage you to imitate a marathon runner to escape their wrath, Donald runs at breakneck speed, and so chased by Biscotti and his assistants ...
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A quiet morning ... paperopolese
Postino: Mr. Donald Duck?
Donald: In person!
Postman: It 's the telegram arrived for her!
Donald: Huh? Long live there I did it!
Postino: Um ... I know what it is if not indiscreet?
Donald: You will know tomorrow night watching Teleduck, my good man!
Postino:?
Here: What happened to Uncle Donald?
Quo: Why are you so excited?
Here: Uncle Scrooge if you have to cancel the list of debts?
Donald: Witty Here! It 'just arrived for the invitation to participate in the program "The Corsfida the boarding-Amateurs!
Here: The transmission conducted by Jerry Biscuits?
Donald: Exactly!
Quo: No you said that you had asked!
Here: And then what chance you have of winning, if you are totally denied any work, including the fact that you only have two minutes to show off!?
Donald: Tsk! Nobody has my acting skills!
Here: And out of curiosity, who would you play?
Donald: My friend Paperinik!
Qui-Qua-Quo:? Ah, ah, ah!
Donald: You can know what you laughing at?
Quo: Nothing! And there's a big difference between you and Paperinik ...
Here: ... that we wonder if he'll still be your friend after you have ridiculed him in front of millions of paperopolesi!
Donald: He who laughs last laughs grandchildren, but then do not come asking me for my autograph!
Here: So you think its bad luck to put a hand brothers!
Quo: Yeah! Here
: Hi, hi, hi!
As expected, the news soon reached the ears of all the relatives!
Paperoga: Courage cousin are all of us!
Gaston: Show him who you are!
And uh ... there are those who encouraged him in his own way!
Daisy: If you do not go out the winner, I'll go out for fifteen years with Gaston, baby!
Donald: Sgurgles!
Unfortunately, the news also comes to our knowledge ...
Dachshund Grandpa: Hey grandchildren know the latest?
Bassotto1: What would it be? Dachshund
Grandfather: Donald Corsfida to attend tomorrow night!
Bassotto2: So what? I do not understand how we could be of interest ... oh! Dachshund Grandpa
: gourd, this could be the opportunity to rob the store!
Bassotto3: What does the deposit now, then how? Its alarm system will report immediately to our presence, and then as usual we will play out in a flash with his traps!
Dachshund Grandpa: As always I have to take things with a spoon! Tomorrow night will be the avarastro glued to the TV to watch his nephew, and we will take advantage of that interval of time that would allow him to reach his post to attack, to get in front of the armored front of the store!
Bassotto2: Let's say your grandfather's plan succeeds, what will we do next?
Dachshund Grandpa: Eh, eh, eh! Let me explain!
The next evening, all of Duckburg, as always, is tuned to Teleduck to watch the TV show ...
Archimedes: Edi Soon, is about to begin!
Edi: Bzzz (I'll be right)!
Pico: I just want to see how he would manage Donald, I could also participate as a degree in "Dilettantologia for all trades"!
Gaston: This evening dinner free cousin, I just won two good meals at fast-food restaurants around the corner as a thousandth customer!
Paperoga: Good! You arrived just in time, the transmission is about to begin!
Gaston: Chomp, chomp!
Paperoga: Munch, munch!
... even those who do not watch television almost never ...
Scrooge: Ah, ah, ah! I'm really curious what will the nipotastro Baptist!
Battista: I, too, sir!
... to the delight of some people!
Dachshund Grandpa: The money in the barn owl has the hours count!
Bassotti: Eh, eh, eh!
Meanwhile, the weekly event that everyone waiting begins ...
Jerry: Hello friends and friends Saturday night viewers, welcome to a new episode of "The Amateur-Corsfida the boarding" in the company of your Jerry Biscuits, the wonderful Michael Goff
... Michelle: Good evening!
Jerry: ... and the maestro Roberto Omen!
Roberto: Hello!
Jerry: Now is the time to present our ten competitors this evening! Meanwhile ...

Dachshund Grandpa: Are you ready grandchildren?
Bassotti: ready! Dachshund Grandpa
: Very good! Full Carrarmabassotto speed!
UeeeeeeeUeeeeee
Scrooge: What happens ... gasp! E 'antibassotti the alarm! We need to get to the computer active traps, Baptist, before it's too late!
Baptist: Now the main!
Scrooge: Just had to visit us today?
Ten feet below ...
Bassotto1: Your plan has succeeded perfectly grandfather, we managed to arrive before the store!
Dachshund Grandpa: Now we just have to break through the door ... FIRE! BOOM ... and the money of the old piping will be ours!
Bassotti2e3: Ah, ah, ah!
Scrooge: Gulp! We arrived too late! If you do not do something within a few minutes my babies will end up in the clutches of those rascals!
Baptist anf anf! But the main thing?
Scrooge: The only weapon is the prototype of mobile phone sent to me by my industry!
Baptist?
Jerry: Now that the debut of Mr. Buffonis is finished, kind audience as always we take a break presenting our two guests for this episode! To you the honor to welcome our celebrity Michael!
Michelle: Thank you Jerry! Dear friends of the Corsfida directly from SKY-PAP come to visit us the King of the commentators ...
Sberlon Fab Fab: I can hardly believe that they are still a guest in this important transmission, crazy!
Michael: ... and the commentator Beppe Bertoni better known as Uncle Peppino!
Peppino: Exactly!
Fab: Gasp! Master omen? Roberto
:?
Fab: The offside flag should not be used as a wand!
Roberto: Maybe because this is a stick! Snort!
Jerry: The Pstssss I said that it would be a mistake to invite the two Michela!
Michael: Yeah sob! We need to make to finish the interview as soon as possible!
Donald: I'm just a joke those two ... uh? My cell phone?! It 'just got a message, let's see who sends ... sgurgles! "The dachshunds are entered in the store, I need your friend Paperinik!
Soon ...
Scrooge: I would not do away with scoundrels!
Baptist: Snort!
Dachshund Grandpa: A is? And who's to prevent me?
Paperinik: I!
Bassotti: Phantom Duck? Dachshund Grandpa
: Tsk! If you think you stop, you're wrong! Our Carrarmabassotto you settle down in a flash! FIRE! BOOM
Paperinik: Ouch!
Dachshund Grandpa: Put in the first round ko!
Bassotti: Ah, ah, ah!
Scrooge: My last hope is gone! Buuuuu!
Dachshund Grandpa: And now we have arranged that clown mask ...
Paperinik: This what you think, Dachshund Grandpa!
Bassotto1:
Bassotto2 ... I can not ... believe it!
Bassotto3 's still in ...
Dachshund Grandpa ... walk!
Baptist: Hail!
Scrooge: Yes! He shows them who is number one!
Dachshund Grandpa: How did you get up?
Paperinik: The shot of your tank, took my belt in the middle of that now use it to fix your grandchildren! Hunting the belt that opens automatically punch.
Bassotti: Ouch! Ahio! Oh! Dachshund Grandpa
: Grrrr! It will mean I will not repeat the same mistake! FIRE! BOOM
Paperinik: Radius inverter!
Dachshund Grandpa: The fist of my Carrarmabassotto, is turning against me ... gasp! BOOM
Paperinik: Here is ready!
Grandfather Dachshund: I raise a white flag! Sob! And so ...

Paperinik: Your money is safe Scrooge, and dachshunds are finished in a cool place!
Scrooge: I do not know how to thank Paperinik, I'd love to give you a reward ...
Paperinik: ... thanks ...
Scrooge ... but I know that a superhero like you are so offended, a warm handshake is what it takes!
Paperinik: Sgrunt!
Soon ...
Jerry: It 's the turn of the last competitor of the evening friends ...
Michael: ... he is none other than Donald Duck that imitate Paperinik!
Paperinik: Fiuuu! I returned just in time!
Jerry: Music maestro!
Paperinik: Tsk! I will not have trouble making some spectacular acrobatics ... uh? This it did not take! The belt is affected by Carrarmabassotto went haywire and no longer responds to commands! What a disaster!
Audience: Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Jerry: What are you doing?
Michael: Maybe he wanted to imitate a clown! Two minutes later ...

Donald: Because this belt, I made the figure of the fool!
Jerry: If anything, the figure of the fool I made it! Snort
Michael: And I! Sgrunt! Roberto
: Double Sgrunt! Donald
: C-Calm friends, I can explain everything calmly!
Jerry: Of course! But after we explained that we us some things!
Roberto: But first!
Donald: Glab! P-First?
Michael: We advise you to imitate a marathon runner!
Jerry: Let's take it!
Robert and Michelle: Grrrrrr!
Donald: Aiutoooooo! END

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